Disclaimer: this is a complete pisstake and should be read as nonsense, jokery and tomfoolery
@simonwillo: Our house is so small you can lean down the passage from the lounge and touch the kitchen. It's like we live in a Lilliputian doll house. [see? I even take the piss out of me in this.]
@6000: RT @simonwillo: Our house would be great if Tony Leon lived in it and joined The Cape Party <-- edited that for you.
@liliradloff: Fuck this house is so fucking small. Where the fuck is the kitchen?
@khayadlanga: Lord Kitchener knows where the kitchen is. Morning ladies. #ChicksDigKhaya
@USEmbPretoria: We like this. And there is kitchen violence taking place in Burundi (AFP)--> RT @simonwillo [...] Lilliputian doll house.
@Sentletse: I'll bet you Mbeki had a real African kitchen. And cooked better.
@mgigaba: Bet you he didn't. RT @Sentletse: I'll bet you Mbeki had a real African kitchen. And cooked better.
@MvelaseP: Jocelyn from #AI is so thin. I wonder if she has a kitchen.
@victordlamini: One cannot separate a kitchen and a lounge without a passage.
@JoziGoddess: The distance from the lounge to the kitchen is a middle-class concern. #badblack
@DailyMaverick The house is too small: BY SIMON WILLIAMSON (@simonwillo)
@kevinmccallum: That house needs a PK.
@Hetairos_: If you want a bigger house then vote Tory.
@IvoVegter: Why have a kitchen? If you ordered takeaways you would facilitate business growth. #140charactesisnotenough
@joburgadvocacy: What you want is a *direct* path from the kitchen to the lounge.
@SAPresidency: We're building South Africa strong, starting in @simonwillo's kitchen.
@The_New_Age RT @SAPresidency: We're building South Africa strong, starting in @simonwillo's kitchen.
@mishsolomon: If you will not disclose your plans, @hartleyr, how am I supposed to see how small your house it?
@2oceansvibe: The lounge (decorated by IKEA) leads to the kitchen (stocked by DEFY) through the passage (tiled by CTM).
@TimesLive: Bono says @simonwillo's kitchen is too small.
Can you think of any more?